Wednesday, September 27

How I Spent My Summer Vacation

The past few weeks for me have been really great. I've been feeling healthy and attractive, and I'm getting lots accomplished. I'm enjoying myself more, and people respond to me better. Before, I wondered why things have been going so well for me, but now I realise how obvious it is: it's all because I'm having so much nosex.

Thanks to improved self-confidence and a new wardrobe, I've been having more nosex than I ever have before. All my friends are jealous at how much nosex I'm getting. In fact, almost everyday I have nosex!

I used try so hard to get nosex, going to bars and parties night after night. But then I realised, if you just let it happen, nosex will come to you!

A few people have asked me, "Sam, are you sure all this nosex is good for you?". Some have even pointed to certain studies that try to show nosex can lead to medical problems. But I just say "Look at me, I've never felt better! Nosex is safe and healthy! And besides, the more nosex you have, the better it gets!"

With a lot of hard work and a little luck, I can look forward to a lifetime of nosex. I just love having nosex!

2 Comments:

At 7:55 PM, Anonymous Cousin Al said...

That's damn funny. Keep your chin up.

 
At 12:30 AM, Blogger Johnathan said...

I, too have discovered the wonders of nosex! When will the world learn that nosex is a viable and (apparantly) survivable way of life?

 

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