Monday, October 9

How I Spent Your Summer Vacation

The past few weeks for me have been really great. I've been feeling healthy and attractive, and I'm getting lots accomplished. I'm enjoying myself more, and people respond to me better. Before, I wondered why things have been going so well for me, but now I realise how obvious it is: it's all because I'm having so much allbran.

Thanks to improved self-confidence and a new wardrobe, I've been having more allbran than I ever have before. All my friends are jealous at how much allbran I'm getting. In fact, almost everyday I have allbran!

I used try so hard to get allbran, going to bars and parties day after day. But then I realised, if you just let it happen, allbran will come to you!

A few people have asked me, "Sam, are you sure all this allbran is good for you?". Some have even pointed to certain studies that try to show allbran can lead to medical problems. But I just say "Look at me, I've never felt better! allbran is safe and healthy! And besides, the more allbran you have, the better it gets!"

With a lot of hard work and a little luck, I can look forward to a lifetime of allbran. I just love having allbran!

3 Comments:

At 7:41 PM, Anonymous Cousin Al said...

The past few weeks for me have been really great. I've been feeling healthy and attractive, and I'm getting lots accomplished. I'm enjoying myself more, and people respond to me better. Before, I wondered why things have been going so well for me, but now I realise how obvious it is: it's all because I'm having so many genital warts outbreaks.

Thanks to improved self-confidence and a new wardrobe, I've been having more genital warts outbreaks than I ever have before. All my friends are jealous at how much genital warts outbreaks I'm getting. In fact, almost everyday I have genital warts outbreaks!

I used try so hard to get genital warts outbreaks, going to bars and parties day after day. But then I realised, if you just let it happen, genital warts outbreaks will come to you!

A few people have asked me, "Sam, are you sure all this genital warts outbreaks is good for you?". Some have even pointed to certain studies that try to show genital warts outbreaks can lead to medical problems. But I just say "Look at me, I've never felt better! Genital warts outbreaks is safe and healthy! And besides, the more genital warts outbreaks you have, the better it gets!"

With a lot of hard work and a little luck, I can look forward to a lifetime of genital warts outbreaks. I just love having genital warts outbreaks!

 
At 7:34 PM, Blogger chadiplax said...

The past few weeks for me have been really great. I've been feeling healthy and attractive, and I'm getting lots accomplished. I'm enjoying myself more, and people respond to me better. Before, I wondered why things have been going so well for me, but now I realise how obvious it is: it's all because I'm having so much RUMBLEPLEX.

Thanks to improved self-confidence and a new wardrobe, I've been having more RUMBLEPLEX than I ever have before. All my friends are jealous at how much RUMBLEPLEX I'm getting. In fact, almost everyday I have RUMBLEPLEX!

I used try so hard to get RUMBLEPLEX, going to bars and parties day after day. But then I realised, if you just let it happen, RUMBLEPLEX will come to you!

A few people have asked me, "CHADIPLAX, are you sure all this RUMBLEPLEX is good for you?". Some have even pointed to certain studies that try to show RUMBLEPLEX can lead to medical problems. But I just say "Look at me, I've never felt better! RUMBLEPLEX is safe and healthy! And besides, the more RUMBLEPLEX you have, the better it gets!"

With a lot of hard work and a little luck, I can look forward to a lifetime of RUMBLEPLEX. I just love having RUMBLEPLEX!

 
At 4:47 PM, Blogger Dezcab said...

Are you talking about the cereal... or the lead singer of Blur?... P.S. Im gonna link. Cheers.

 

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